The original purpose of this so-called textese is to abbreviate words that would normally be unwiedly if you were to type the entire word for SMS, thus decreasing the time needed to type a message and increasing the number of characters sent. In Filipino, a syllabic language (uses syllables like Nihonggo; unlike English which is phonetic) this is an additional boon for it allows "multiplication" of certain syllables e.g. 'mamamaalam' (trans: to say farewell/goodbye) would translate to 'ma3alam'. For those mathematically-correct people, 'nagtutulog-tulugan' (trans: feigning sleep) would translate to ng2(2log)2an. For us tightwads, this allows us to send more or less twice or thrice the number of characters per message as opposed to typing the entire words. Am I a cheapskate? Hell yeah.
Seems I'm not the only one infuriated with the retarded language that spawned from the text-crazed subculture here in the Philippine Islands. I mean, to err in spelling is only human; even erring in grammar is forgivable even if that is bordering on something akin to stupidity (jeez, if it doesn't sound right, most likely something's wrong. 'nuff said). Lack of proper capitalization can be blamed on laziness (hey, I'm guilty of that at times). And I won't blab about the blatant ignorance on the proper use of punctuation - it'll take forever.
Then comes this subculture of text-happy people with their retarded language. The usual 'hello po', when translated to usual textese, would go as 'elo po'. In the retarded version, it becomes 'eLow poh' or 'elow poe' - and in aLtErNaTinG CaPs most of the time. There goes the advantage of increasing the number of characters sent per message and reducing the time needed to send one. Where's the sense in that - to increase the 'cuteness' *yeeew barf* of a message? It doesn't even qualify as 733T 5P3@K.
Go here for an article from Sun Star Davao
And here's the punchline - that subculture's language has invaded the internets. From blogs to profiles in networking sites to forums, we see this language creeping, infesting the internets like some form of rabid slime mould. I won't start blabbing about how it is also infecting written language - the implications are too appalling to even contemplate.
Are we heading down the path of retardation? Manure hits the fan.