the mandatory post on koreans

Yyes. I’m finally giving into the urge to write on the Korean invasion.

Korean in the Army. lol.

(photo credit goes to the Phillipine Daily Inquirer)

Now, i don’t have anything against Koreans. but i must say - they’re everywhere! The way they rush our shores is akin to a Zergling rush - even worse, they’re here to stay! At least chances are, anyone can fend off a Zergling rush and kill them all. But the Korean rush? In your dreams ‘mano. The Korean diaspora is hard to stop, with 92,000++ Koreans in the country alone. 

Last weekend i sent/saw my maternal grandmother off to her plane back to Legaspi together with my aunt and uncle. While we waited outside the departure area, vans keep on dumping loads and loads of Koreans on the pavement. If i estimated right, 8 out of 10 tourists i saw are Koreans, with their skimpy shorts or miniskirts and light-colored blouses and pale smooth skin and well-formed boo… and no, i wasn’t ogling. i swear.

(yeah right - id)

this petite woman came up to one group and suddenly bellowed (yes, bellowed. as in ’screamed’ i shit you not) ‘Annyeonghaseyo!’ Jesus h Christ on a crutch. Good thing i don’t have a heart condition otherwise i’d be dead now in shock-induced heart failure (i chugged a goodly amount of coffee earlier). The drones err tourists then followed the guide to somewhere else, babbling in Hangugeo, leaving a very surprised me to wonder if that word is a mind-control command or something.

(idiot. that’s ‘good morning’ in their language- id) 

As i’ve said, i really have no major beef against Koreans, other than the fact that they’re invading our shores and becoming the next major etnic minority here (next to the chinese and indians) and gaining the potential to drive us off our native land. I don’t really care if they always make that stupid kawaii pose (look that pic above) whenever there’s a camera around. They spend a lot of their moolah here (giving the natives much-needed cash) and gives jobs to people who capitalize on a Korean’s lack of english-speaking skills among others. some of them look good

   ’nuff said. And i’m referring to both of the sexy beauties in this picture of heaven. Jun Ji-Hyun+PS3 FTW!

(though yeah, a lot of their women are hideous as fuck) and are generally nice. Now when those people start taking good jobs away from the natives and acting like they’re king shit just because they’re foreigners, that’ll be a different story altogether. And a different post for that matter.

The sad thing is, these koreans like it here more than we flips do. Funny? not really. The grass IS always greener on the other side. Problem is, a lot of people don’t factor in the hardships that come with crossing the damn fence. And those people don’t even consider that the hardships of going to the other side of the fence is far greater than the hardships associated with making your side of the fence better. What a fucked up mentality. And we complain that we get it so hard without realizing me make it hard for ourselves.

Anyway. back to work.