Dear Ego,
Here’s something for you - wait for it. *takes a deep breath*
Damn that felt really good. Now get your act together you damn idiot. You’re neither wanted nor needed, so might as well leave. If anything, that’s less one time-suck you have to contend with. And honestly - no one cares if you go, but everyone will take it against you if you stay. Don’t be an idiot; or to be exact, I don’t quite care if you want to be an idiot, but don’t drag me along with your idiocy. As if that’s possible - I’m stuck with you until someone decides to die.
Anyway - you know what to do.
Hoping you finally see the damn light,
your Id shaking his head in a disapproving ‘tsk tsk’ manner.