Oh lookie here, a chance to see The Killers for free.

So. The Killers will be in town.

No, not the murderers. The Killers. The people who gave us poor BGFOS one of our theme songs.

 bring out yer blades!

Seriously tho. The Killers are no one-trick ponies. You may not know the band that sang ‘Human’ (no, not Craig David’s) but chances are when you hear the line ‘are we human / or are we dancers?’ you’d know the song. Guess who sang that. Yes, these awesome fellows that will grace our shores come January 31.

Wait. A chance to watch this awesometastic gig for FREE you say? Cool.

How? Read the Globe Tattoo promo here. True, others had a head start in dragging/pleading/bullying people to ‘like’ their ugly mugs posed with a Globe Tattoo Broadband stick. But they forgot the greatest secret in getting people to ‘like’ pictures in the internets.

LOLCats. The Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything. No, not 42 as someone said

 Here’s how you would do it:

1. Get a LOLCat. Preferably something that looked like it got stuffed in a sack full of happy catnip (and by ‘happy catnip’ i meant whatever cats use to get high or something)

Yes this guy is surely sniffing something

 2. Caption accordingly. Be as witty with the caption as possible, but please for the love of God or whatever supernatural creature you believe in, don’t use textese. Then add the pièce de résistance.

See what I did there? Yes the blue thing there.

3. POST! There you have it. Just post the picture to Globe Tattoo’s Facebook Fan Page and see the ‘likes’ coming in!

(all pictures from the greatest LOLcat source of all time, ICanHasCheezBurger)

(Please don’t blame me if you followed my instructions and didn’t win. It just means you didn’t use a cute-enough LOLcat)

(In case you, dear reader, still didn’t get it, this post is made of bull. But Globe’s promo is fer realz yo. Check it out.)